Mc Cain/Obama

 A government spokesman, today, denied reports that Osama bin laden had been seen leaving a local Macy's store with a purchase of McCain's oven fries in doentown Washington, he said,'this report is nonsense as this brand of food is not even sold in the U.S. market.' When questionned further he did confirm that a new El-qeeda recording had been received from Abama bin barak accusing the Democratic nominee of trying to steal his identity.